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儿童英语笑话小故事 Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television. 逼真的戏剧 我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出，并写一篇评论。一场极为精彩的演出后，一名学生写道：“这部戏剧是如此逼真，以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上，从电视上看到的。” A Silly Man 一个愚蠢的人 Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree. 弗雷德走在上学的路上。路过一个公园时，他看见一个人在锯一棵大树的树枝。 “Hi, it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of your business.” “嗨，你这么做很危险的。”弗雷德喊道：“你锯了那树枝后，你会摔下来的。”而那个人不相信他，愤怒地说：“快走开，小东西，没有你的事。” Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying on the ground. 费雷德没趣地离开了。他没有走多远就听见一声响，他急忙跑回去，发现那个人躺在地上。 Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital. 弗雷德找了人帮忙。他们把这个男人送到了医院。 Are Flies Yummy? Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?” Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.” But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.” 苍蝇好吃吗? 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。 突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?” 爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。” 可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。