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幽默简短的英语故事 英语幽默故事：轻而易举 Stepping from my kitchen into the garage, I accidentally locked myself out of the house. When I tried to persuade my 18-month-old son，Taylor, to open the door, none of my tactics worked. Finally，I walked around the house to check for an open window. To my amazement，I found the front door open and Taylor standing there with a salesman. 出了厨房我便走进了车库，不留神把门锁给撞上了，把我自己锁在了门外。我那18个月的儿子泰勒在屋里。于走，我在外边千方百计地想让他帮我开门，结果均告失败。最后，我围着房子想找个开着的窗子。令我吃惊的是，前门开着，我的儿子站在门口正与一个推销员在谈话。 Ive been locked out for 20 minutes,I said. How did you get him to open the door? 我对那推销员说:“我被锁在了外边20多分钟，你是怎样让他给你开门的”。 Looking puzzled，the man replied，“I rang the doorbell. 面带惊奇的推销员答说:“我只按了一下门铃。” 英语幽默故事：证明 A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed，but she didnt have an account with us. When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards，her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a drivers license，but she didri t have one. 一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。当我问她要证明材料时，她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿给我看。我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证，她说她没有。 Dont you have something with your picture on it?I asked. “难道你就没带照片的东西吗?” Oh, sure,she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. Thats me in the back row. “噢，有啊，”她边说边从钱包里拿出一张合家照，“站在后排的那个就是我。” 英语幽默故事：问候语 As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a Helloor Good morning.When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,Hows it going? 作为一个大学邮局里的职员，我总是对那些光顾者这样打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。当一位西班牙的交换学者来到我的柜台时，我偶然这样招呼了一句How is it going? Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,Airmail. 他把要寄往外国的邮件放在我面前说:“寄航空。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。