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初中英语幽默小故事精选 1：一个更好的邮递员 I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble. One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked at me, I threw the letters over the fence. The dog picked them up and carried them into the house. The dog was a better mailman than I was! 我当过很短时间的邮递员。然而，我害怕狗，而且也有过不少麻烦。 有一天，我设法到一座大房子去递送几封信。我开始打开门，这时，突然一只很大的狗朝我跑来。它朝我嚎叫、咆哮着，因此我把信件扔在了栅栏上。那只狗拾起那些信件，把信件带进了大房子。比起我来讲，那只狗是个更好的邮递员。 初中英语幽默小故事精选2：广告的威力 Some businessmen were talking about advertising on tv excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。 At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。 What are you talking about? Mr. Grey asked。 Does advertisement work or not? one of the businessmen asked。 Oh, yes, it works very fast, Mr. Grey said. I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100. Did you get the dog back? No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen. 一群商人正热烈地讨论在电视上做广告。他们中没有人做过，所以每个人都有自己的想法。 此时，格雷先生进来了。格雷是一个汽车经销商，他曾经做过一次广告。 “你们在讨论什么?”格雷先生问。 “广告有用不?”其中一位商人问。 “噢，有用，而且见效非常快。”格雷先生说，“我曾经发布了一条广告，要花100美金寻找一条丢失的看门狗。” “你的狗找到了吗?” “没，但是那个晚上我的三辆车被偷走了。” 初中英语幽默小故事精选3：做自己不喜欢的事情 A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry,honked his horn. If you dont back up, said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I wont like what Im going to have to do. The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. What was it you wouldnt have liked to have done back there? asked the farmers son. Back up two miles, replied the farmer. 一位农民和他的儿子坐着马车来到一条狭窄的小巷， 他们看到一个司机正往他们这个方向