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短篇英文笑话故事大全 A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice, herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately pulls a doggie biscuit out of his pocket and offers it to the dog. A businessman watches this from across the street. Excuse me, sir, he calls to the blind man, are you aware that your dog has just pissed all down the leg of your pants? Yes, replies the blind man. A dreadful habit, which Im trying to break him of. Well, its none of my business, says the onlook