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关于英语笑话带中文大全_小学英语笑话带翻译 A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. Awww, look at the dead birdie, she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, Where? Where? 译文：一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?” Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: When Im dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. Wife: No, I cant marry anyone after you. Johnson: But I want you to. Wife: But why? Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a horse deal! 译文： 老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” 妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。” 妻子：“为什么?” 约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。” A burglar has just made it into the house hes intending ransacking, and hes looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, I can see you, and so can Jesus! Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. I can see you, and so can Jesus! The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, I can see you, and so can Jesus! So what, says the burglar, youre only a parrot! To which the parrot replies, Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler! 一个夜贼刚进入他准备洗劫的房子，他环顾四周，搜寻可偷的东西。突然，他听到了一个细小的声音：“我能看见你，上帝也能看见你。” 非常吃惊地，夜贼环视了一下房间。什么也没有，他继续他的行窃活动。 “我能看见你，上帝也能看见你。” 夜贼又被吓了一跳，他又环视了一下房间。最终，他发现在窗户附近的角落里，有个几乎被窗帘遮盖住的笼子，里面有只鹦鹉。它又一次说到：“我看见你了，上帝也能看见你。” “那又怎样，”夜贼说到，“你只是只鹦鹉而已。” 鹦鹉回答说：“也许，但是，上帝是一只猎犬。” As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either,