Medieval jokes分析和总结最新分析和总结.docx

Medieval jokes The medieval insults thread inspired me to start a medieval jokes thread, tell em if you got em Medieval pick up line: When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs werent the only thing they stretched. Medieval Jokes: A king was preparing to ride off on a quest. Before he leaves, he locks up the queen with a chastity belt and calls in his most trusted knight and hands him the key. Sir Percival, here is the key to my queens honor. Should I fall in battle, it is to you to release her from her belt so she might marry again. He then leaves on his journey. At the top of a hill, he turns back for one last look at his castle and is surprised to see Sir Percival riding breakneck in pursuit. My lord, my lord. wait! You have given me the wrong key! King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful, and said that he’d see if he could come up with something, and asked him to come back in a week. A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wiza rd was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “This is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Look at this opening.. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?” “Ah, sire, just observe.” said Merlin as he searched his cluttered work bench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn-out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. “Merlin, you are a genius!” said the greatful monarch, “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.” After putting Gu