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笑话的英语故事(2篇) 笑话的英语故事1 The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry)：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?” Soph.(meekly)：“The right leg，sir.” 学监(非常生气)：“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”二年级学生(恭顺地)：“右腿，先生。” 笑话的英语故事2 A young man fell into a state of a, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead. “Dead! he exclaimed. I wasnt dead. And I knew I wasnt, because my feet were cold and I was hungry. But how did that mak