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2024年幽默英语演讲稿范文（精选16篇）

幽默英语演讲稿范文800字

mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

letrsquo;sgotothefair,matt,hiswifesaid.wehavenrsquo;tbeenanywhereforalongtime.

mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.atlasthesaid,allright,butirsquo;mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.wersquo;lllookatthings,butwewonrsquo;tbuyanything.

theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.thereweremanythingsmattrsquo;swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

funflights!thenoticesaid,$$10for10minutes.

matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.however,hedidnrsquo;twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

irsquo;veonlygot$$10,hetoldthepilot.canmywifecomewithmeforfree?thepilotwasnrsquo;tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,irsquo;llmakeabargainwithyou.ifyourwifedoesnrsquo;tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.

mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,0.k.yourwifedidnrsquo;tmakeasound.shecanhaveherridefree.

thankyou,mattsaid.itwasnrsquo;teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.

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