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黑人的幽默 这篇英文短诗来自网络电子信件，南非黑白种族隔离政策曾让非洲原住民黑人遭到许多不平等的待遇，而本诗作者即以天生肤色的差异，来表达心中的不满与无奈。 亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。 Dear white, something you got to know, 当我出生时，我是黑色的 When I was born, I was black. 我长大了，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我在阳光下，我是黑色的 When Im under the sun, Im black.  我寒冷时，我是黑色的 When Im cold, Im black. 我害怕时，我是黑色的 When Im afraid, Im black. 我生病了，我是黑色的 When Im sick, Im black 当我死了，我仍是黑色的。 When I die, Im still black  你---白种人 you---white people, 当你出生时，你是粉红色的 When you were born, you were pink. 你长大了，变成白色的 When you grow up, you become white. 你在阳光下，你是红色的 Youre red under the sun 你寒冷时，你是青色的 Youre blue when youre cold. 你害怕时，你是黄色的 You are yellow when youre afraid. 你生病时，你是绿色的 Youre green when youre sick. 当你死时，你是灰色的 Youre gray when you die. 而你，却叫我「有色人种」？ And you, call me color? 脑筋急转弯 Questions:1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? 为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 狗为什么害怕日光浴？3. Why is the pig always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃？4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？5、Why dont women get bald as soon as men? 为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？6、What can pierce ones ears without a hole? 什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？7. Whats the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么？8. Why does time fly? 时间为何飞逝？9. Where can a dog get another tail? 狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？ Keys:1. They make a little food go a long way. 因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。2. They dont want to be hot-dog. 因为它们不想成为热狗。3. Hes making a hog of himself. 它想成为一只肉猪。4、The cold war is over. 冷战结束了。5、Because women wear hire longer. 因为女人头发留得长。6、Noise. 噪音。7. Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s. 微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it. 为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。9. At a retail store. 在零售商店。 Difference Between Women And Men 男女有别 1. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ? 未来：女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人找到妻子后开始担心未来。 2. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he nee