美国情景喜剧《人人都爱雷蒙德》英文剧本.pdfVIP

1. [Debra is in the kitchen, talking on the phone, while she rushes around to feed two babies - Matthew and Gregory - in high chairs. Her daughter Ally is sitting at the table.] Debra: [On phone] Nah, Ray s still out of town covering the Yankees. Yeah, I know, he s been gone for four days and he s sixteen minutes late. 雷还在外地采访杨基队。对，我知道。他已经去了4 天了，而且迟到16 分钟了还没回家。 [Ray enters through the back door.] Ray: Hey ! Ally: [throwing a toy on the floor] Daddy! Debra: Grab that Ray ! [As Ray kneels to pick up the toy, Ally climbs on his back.] Ally: Daddy, daddy, daddy. Ray: Alright. Debra: Get off there, get down, get down. Matthew: [In the high chair] Mo? Ray: Matthew wants Mo. Debra: Okay, alright. Ray: We gotta cleanup Aisle Two. [The phone rings and Ray bumps his head on the table as he tries to get up.] Debra: [on phone] ...it s dinnertime. [hangs up] [Ray is still on the floor trying to clean up when one of the babies throws their bowl down and the food empties onto the floor.] Ray: Gregory s done. [Another bowl falls] And Matthew s done. And Ally s done. [Ally begins to scream.] Debra: Okay, Ally... Ray: Okay, [hands the kids cookies] cookie, cookie and cookie. [Ally stops screaming. The children are all quiet. Ray and Debra sigh and look at each other.]Ray: Hi Honey. Debra: Hi. [They kiss.] [Ray is in the garden, talking to a video camera. He is unpacking a giant box of an unmade garden toy.] Ray: Hi, I m Ray. I live here in Long Island with my wife Debra, my five year old daughter, and twin almost-two-year-old boys. My parents live across the street. That s right. Truth is, I d do anything for my family. [He struggles to fix the toy together.] And done. Oh no... [he has trapped himself inside the garden toy.] Debra !! Honey !! Somebody ! Call my father ! I m hyperventilating! [Ray is in the living room, folding laundry. Debra enters.] Debra: Ugh, honey. I don t know how I survive