初中英语趣味题__不错哟精要.ppt

If I go to see my uncle ,I can read his books .It’s in two twos. A一分为二 B一文不名 C三心二意 D一举两得 D The words he gives on the computer is above my head . A 一目了然 B 终于醒悟 C 无法理解 D 头脑发昏 C I Wasnt Asleep 　　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,? and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! 　　　I wasnt asleep, the man answered. 　　　Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. 　　　I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 　 我没有睡着 　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！” 　　　 “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 　　　 “没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？” 　　　 “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。” 　 My little dog can’t read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! 　　Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read. 　 　我的狗不识字 　　布朗夫人：哦， 　　亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 　　史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 　　布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” ?He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him.　　 -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery.　　　 * * * * I have cities , but there are not any houses in them . I have forests , but not any trees in them . I have rivers , but there is not any water in them . What am I ? ___________ map 1.what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in?  2.Where does afternoon always come before morning?  mushroom In the dictionary 3.What has two legs but can not walk. 4.what kind of dog never bite?  compass hotdog If you are facing east and take ten steps forward , then right and take three steps backward , then turn round and take five steps forward , and then turn left , and take two steps forward , which direction are you facing ? west There are three men on a train. Mr A speaks English and Chinese. Mr B speaks?? French and English. Mr C can only talk with