Lecture2 ritish Family.docVIP

英国家庭生活 补充材料 爱情婚姻格言 Man and Woman A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs. A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesnt need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men. Love and Marriage Love is holding hands in the street Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant Marriage is Chinese take-out Love is cuddling （拥抱）on a sofa Marriage is deciding on a sofa Love is talking about having children Marriage is talking about getting away from children Love is going to bed early Marriage is going to sleep early Love is a romantic drive Marriage is a tarmac (停机坪）drive Love is losing your appetite Marriage is losing your figure Love is sweet nothings in the ear Marriage is sweet nothings in the bank Love is a flickering flame Marriage is a flickering television Love is 1 drink and 2 straws （麦杆，吸管） Marriage is Dont you think youve had enough! The real meanings of WIFE, HUSBAND, FAMILY WIFE: W - washing I - ironing F - food E - entertaining HUSBAND: H——housing 有房子 U——understanding 有心灵相通 S——sharing 有分享的喜悦 B——buying 有钱买想要的东西 A——and 还有 N——never 绝对不 D——demanding 要求太高 FAMILY F - father A - and M - mother I - I L - love Y - you WIFE W----witch 一个美女 I----intelligent 聪明伶俐 F----faithful 忠实 E----everyday 在每一天 苏格拉底的启示 By all means marry, if you get a good wife, youll be happy, if you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher --- Socrates 务必要结婚，娶个好女人，你会很快乐，娶个坏女人，你会成为哲学家（苏格拉底的老 婆是著名的悍妇） Marriage is an institution