Desperate Housewives 绝望的主妇 中英文剧本 S08E05.docVIP

After an incident at school...Gaby was forced to replace the P.T.A. President. Carlos was struggling with his guilt. Susan found a way to cope, but the famous painter didnt make it easy. And Lynette discovered that since their separation, Tom had started dating. In their 20 years together, Tom and Lynette had followed a few simple rules, always share the housework, never waste the hot water, and never, ever go to bed angry. Yes, the rules for being together were simple, but the rules for being apart were anything but. Tom: Stop calling it Dating. Its dinner with a friend. Do not do that. Do not do the snort. Could you make her stop snorting? Counselor: Lynette, I find it more effective when we use words rather than inflammatory noises. Lynette: You want words? Here are some words. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Lobster for two at chez nous is not Dinner with a friend. A $300 night at Sakura is not strapping on a feedbag with a buddy. I still do our credit card bills, genius. Counselor: All right, enough words. Tom: Hey, its not like I went looking for this. Jane lives in the building. We got to talking. You know what? She was actually nice to me--something Im not used to. Lynette: Oh, I cant snort, but a drive-by like thats okay? Counselor: All right, emotions are running a little hot, but I think I know why. You two embarked on this separation without a clear goal in mind. Are you trying to get back together, or are you trying to find a graceful way to end the marriage? We dont have to decide this right now, but we do need to lay down some ground rules. For example, are you dating? Lynette: He is. Tom: Two dinners. Counselor: All right, so you are dating. What about sex? Tom: No. Not yet. Lynette: He just answered your first question. He wants to end the marriage. Tom: No, thats not what Im saying. Im not giving up. Lynette: Not yet? Tom: Look, I still hope that we can find a way to work things out, but we dont make each other happy. We havent for a long time. So wha