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Growing Pains 101 Pilot 第一集 出师受挫 Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula. or youre scrambled Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you. Jason: Show me more Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids. Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky. Maggie: At breakfast? Jason: At all meals. Mike: Whats the matter? You guys arent gettin enough? Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that. Mike: Come on dad, you cant hit me youre a liberal humanist. Jason: Could be an accident. Carol: Could be a dream come true. Mike: Mom, cant we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo? Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous. Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning? Carol: I rest my case. Jason: Ben! Ben! Whats so funny Ben? Ben: That Phyllis George, shes screwed up again. Maggie: Hey, whats that youre reading about? Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is degenerating into a state of total disorganization. Maggie: Thank god I thought it was just me. （Mike在电话） Mike: So what are you guys doing tonight? The House of Sweat, yeah great! Hey look can I talk to you guys later, yeah, bye. Maggie: Mike, what is The House of Sweat? Carol: Its that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike. Mike: Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea mom. Its a safe, wholesome place for teens to congregate. Maggie: And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get. Jason: Oh come on Maggie! Mike: Yeah, come on Maggie! Yes well time to go wait for that school bus; you know if I hurry I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section. Maggie: Good day! Bye sweetheart. Bye Ben, love you! Jason: Catch you later Ben! I still have some paper work to do before my nine o clock gets here, and if you start feeling frisky and you have eight of ten seconds before work, you know where to find me. Maggie: Ben, what are you do