高一英语Unit20 warming up listening.pptVIP

Unit 20 Humour Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course, what’s your telephone number? Customer: Waiter, will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No, sir. Round. A: What is the smallest room in the world? B: A mushroom. A: What part of a clock is always old? B: The second hand. Humorous Story What word do people always spell wrong? wrong Look at the pictures. Try to guess what had happened between the man and the woman. Could you tell us a joke? * * What on earth is humour? Humour means making others laugh. The emotion shows on people’s face means they are happy. So we can say it is humour. Its adjective form is humourous. It is a word often used to describe people if they often make others laugh. We often call them humourists (幽默大师). Can you list some humorists in China？ sketch crosstalk clown comedy funny story crosstalk sketch joke comedian clown Humour “ 特困生” humorous pictures If the U.S. was defeated… She is good at Chinese Kongfu When there is only one man in the world. Do you know who he is? He is one of the most famous humourists that can make others laugh all the time. Charlie Chaplin Betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter, so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish. A tongue twister competition If white chalk chalks white on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk black on a white whiteboard then? Jokes Try to find the humour in these jokes An animal sports meeting was going on. A duck and a crab (螃蟹) arrived at the finishing line at the same time. The judge asked them to play Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide who is the winner. But the duck said “no”. Please tell us the reason why the duck refused to do that. Funny riddles I work only when I’m fired. What am I ? A rocket Funny riddles I have a mouth,