英语小品剧本-《差钱》英文版.docVIP

小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。） This short play is set in a restaurant named Scottish Taste / Feel. Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow. Uncle Zhao? Here we are. 赵本山：到了。Yadar Here we are.毛毛：? 到了。Uncle Zhao? Its the most in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。Yadar You got it wrong –毛毛：? 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。Uncle Zhao ?情调（qíng diào） All right, . Were gonna have our meal h