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在网上看到了一个帖子“外国高中作文比喻句摘录”，感觉外国学生的脑洞真是可怕……翻译/黄澄很有趣所以本人试着翻译了一下，其中一些句子不乏黑色幽默，外国孩子的想象力正是天朝人民最为欠缺的。01.Herfacewasaperfectoval,likeacirclethathaditstwootherSidesgentlycompressedbyaThighMaster.-SueLinChong,Washington她的脸是标准的椭圆形，就像一个正圆的两侧被瘦腿机轻轻压扁了一样。-SueLinChong（华盛顿）02.Histhoughtstumbledinhishead,makingandbreakingallianceslikeunderpantsinadryerwithoutClingFree.-ChuckSmith,Woodbridge思绪在他头脑中翻滚，不断合并又分开，像洗衣机里没加防粘剂的内衣。-ChuckSmith（伍德布里奇）03.Hespokewiththewisdomthatcanonlycomefromexperience,likeaGuywhowentblindbecausehelookedatasolareclipsewithoutoneofthoseboxeswithapinholeinitandnowgoesaroundthecountryspeakingathighschoolsaboutthedangersoflookingatasolareclipsewithoutoneofthoseboxeswithapinholeinit.-JosephRomm,Washington他说的话带有过来人的睿智，恰似一个人因为没用带针孔的盒子看日食，结果眼瞎了，然后此人走遍全国，到各所高校宣传没用带针孔的盒子看日食会带来怎样的后果一样。-JosephRomm（华盛顿）04.Shecaughtyoureyelikeoneofthosepointyhooklatchesthatusedtodanglefromscreendoorsandwouldflyupwheneveryoubangedthedooropenagain.-RichMurphy,FairfaxStation她很吸引人的目光，就像纱窗门上的勾型门闩，平时吊在那里逛荡，一有人推开门，它就立刻飞起来。-RichMurphy（费尔法克斯站）05.Thelittleboatgentlydriftedacrossthepondexactlythewayabowlingballwouldnt.-RussellBeland,Springfield小船轻轻漂过湖面，那景象恰恰是一个保龄球做不到的。-RussellBeland（斯普林菲尔德）06.McMurphyfell12stories,hittingthepavementlikeaHeftybagfilledwithvegetablesoup.-PaulSabourin,SilverSpring麦克从12层楼摔下来砸在人行道上，就像个盛满菜汤的垃圾袋。-PaulSabourin（银泉）07.Fromtheatticcameanunearthlyhowl.Thewholescenehadaneerie,surrealquality,likewhenyoureonvacationinanothercityandJeopardycomesonat7:00p.m.insteadof7:30.-RoyAshley,Washington从阁楼传来一声怪异的嚎叫。整个场面有一种诡异的、超现实的感觉，就像你在别的城市度假，发现《Jeopardy》（电视节目）在7点而不是7点半上映一样。-RoyAshley（华盛顿）08.Herhairglistenedintherainlikenosehairafterasneeze.-ChuckSmith,Woodbridge她的头发在雨中闪烁，就像打喷嚏之后的鼻毛。-ChuckSmith（伍德布里奇）09.Hereyeswereliketwobrowncircleswithbigblackdotsinthecenter.-RussellBeland,Springfield她的双眼就像两个棕色的圆圈，中心各有一个大黑点。-RussellBeland（斯普林菲尔德）10.Hervocabularywasasbadas,like,whatever.-Unknown她的词汇量很差，差得就像，那什么似的。-佚名11.Hewasastallasasix-foot-three-inchtree.-JackBross,ChevyChase他的身高恰似一棵六英尺三英寸的树。-JackBross（塞维蔡斯）12.T