商务英语_面试搞笑对话.pptVIP

Conversation :Interviewer(面试官)，Applicant(求职者) I: hello, please give us your self-introduction? A:hello, I have just graduated from PZ college this year. My major is business English. Im skilled at painting and singing....and i ever won the bronze medal of the national youth painting. 面试官：你好，请你做一下自我介绍 求职者：你好，我是今年培正学院的应届生。我的专业是商务英语。我擅长书画和音乐,我还获得全国书画比赛的三等奖.... I: ok, could you tell me what is your merit? A: Er...Im good at eating ,comparatively well. And im good at dealing with people,such as associating with male friends. 面试官：好的，请你 说一下，你觉得你自己有一些什么长处吗？ 求职者：嗯..我比较能吃，比较会吃。还有那个比较会交际吧，比如说跟异性方面交际什么的呀。 I: so how do you spend your spare time? A: Usually ，I go to play Majiang with my friends, surf on-line,listen to music and read some books after school. At weekend, I’d like to stay at dormitory all the day. If I get a seven-day holiday, I will go to travel with my boyfriend and do some volunteer jobs. Nothing special... 面试官：你的闲暇时间是怎么过的？ 求职者：一般下班后我会跟朋友去打麻将啦，上网听歌还有读书；周末就会搞些家庭聚会或者和朋友聚聚；放长的假期，就会和心爱的人去旅游和做一下义工。 没什么特别的。 I:what is your expected salary about this job? A:The more the better. How much could you bear for my salary? I：shaking head.... A:actually, I do not give a high expectation on my salary. Only it fits the requirement of law. 面试官:对于这份工作，你对薪水的要求是什么样的呢？ 求职者：总归越多越好。您能承受多少您跟我说说看? 面试官:无奈的摇头..... 求职者：我对薪水的要求并不高，只要符合法定要求就行啦。 Pressure test I: OK, your major is business English but I found you have done bad on your major exams,only about 60 on your national business course. A : well,as you know ,in our school,the average score is between 60-70.It is hard to get high score in this subject. Students who can pass the exam is quite excellent in our school. I : I never meet the students who can get such low score. Our company never employed the people whose score is not higher than 60. A: but please, give me a chance, I believe that I can make contributions for your company if I can work in this company for a period. 面试官:我知道你的专业是读商务英语，但是你的国际商务考试成绩很差，