2016年短篇英语演讲稿带翻译.docVIP

短篇英语演讲稿带翻译 短篇英语演讲稿带翻译 第一篇： 短篇英语笑话10则带翻译短篇英语笑话10则带翻译 ① goldfish金鱼stan: i won 92 goldfish.fred: where are you going to keep them?stan: in the bathroom 。fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?stan: blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!=================================================================== 斯丹： 我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德： 你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹： 浴室。弗雷德： 但是你想洗澡时怎么办？斯丹： 蒙住它们的眼睛！ ② the revenge 欺骗的代价old farmer johnson was dying. the family was standing around his bed. with a low voice he said to his wife: when im dead i want you to marry farmer jones. wife: no, i cant marry anyone after you. johnson: but i want you to. wife: but why? johnson: jones once cheated me in a horse deal! =================================================================== 老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说： “我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” 妻子说： “不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊： “但我希望你这么做。” 妻子： “为什么？” 约翰逊： “因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。” ③ i think that im a chicken 我想我是一只鸡psychiatrist: whats your problem?patient: i think im a chicken.psychiatrist: how long has this been going on?patient: ever since i was an egg!=================================================================== 精神病医师： 你哪里不舒服？病人： 我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师： 这种情况从什么时候开始的？病人： 从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。④ how do i get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, im meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears? ===================================================================当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道： “ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”⑤ where am i 我在哪儿an englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. he saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, excuse me, can you tell me where i am? yes, the farmer looked at him strangely and said, you are in your car, sir. ===========================