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An old gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. Just look at that one,he said to a bystander,is it a boy or a girl? It is a girl.She is my dauthger. Oh,sorry,please forgive me.apologized the old man.I didnt know you are her mother. Im not,said the bystander angrily,Im her father 一个老人对路上年轻人穿的衣服感到十分不适。“看那个人,”他对旁边的人说“那是个男孩还是个女孩?” “是个女孩,她是我的女儿。” 抱歉,请原谅我”老人道歉道“我不知道你是她的母亲” “我不是”旁观者很生气“我是她父亲” 谁能翻译一下英语小幽默? One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.? Girl: Father, I have sinned.? Preacher: What did you do, little girl?? Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.? Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?? Girl: He touched my breast.? Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)? Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.? Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.? Girl: But he also took off my cloth.? Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)? Girl: Yes, thats what he did.? Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.? Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...? Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)? Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...? Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...? Girl: But he had AIDS!!? Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!? 翻译一下啦 提问者:?CHEZONE?-?圣法师 十四级 最佳答案 搜狐网友309718.. 跟随 ? ? ? 一个女孩走到牧师和供述自己的罪行。? 女:父亲,我犯了罪。? 牧师:你做了些什么,小女孩?? 女孩:昨天,我打电话一条混蛋。? 传道:为什么?他怎么做吗?? 女孩:他碰到我的胸部。? 牧师:你的意思是这样? (这家伙做到了。 )? 女: (有点害羞的触摸)是。? 牧师:这是没有任何理由给他打电话的。? 女孩:但是他也脱下我的布。? 牧师:你的意思是这样? (他再次做到了。 )? 女:是的,他做过什么。? 牧师:这仍然没有任何理由给他打电话的。? 女:而且他把您知道是什么我的你,知道是什么...? 牧师: (邪恶的笑... )你的意思是这样? (你,知道是什么)? 女孩: (数分钟后... )唉...是啊,这就是他...? 牧师:我亲爱的女孩来说,这还是没有理由叫他答: ..? 女孩:但是他患有艾滋病!? 牧师:这混蛋! Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsignor.? The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he en

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