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An old gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. Just look at that one,he said to a bystander,is it a boy or a girl?It is a girl.She is my dauthger.Oh,sorry,please forgive me.apologized the old man.I didnt know you are her mother.Im not,said the bystander angrily,Im her father 一个老人对路上年轻人穿的衣服感到十分不适。“看那个人，”他对旁边的人说“那是个男孩还是个女孩？”“是个女孩，她是我的女儿。”抱歉，请原谅我”老人道歉道“我不知道你是她的母亲”“我不是”旁观者很生气“我是她父亲” 谁能翻译一下英语小幽默？ One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.?Girl: Father, I have sinned.?Preacher: What did you do, little girl??Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.?Preacher: Why? What did he do to you??Girl: He touched my breast.?Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)?Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.?Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.?Girl: But he also took off my cloth.?Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)?Girl: Yes, thats what he did.?Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.?Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...?Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)?Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...?Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...?Girl: But he had AIDS!!?Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!?翻译一下啦 提问者：?CHEZONE?-?圣法师 十四级 最佳答案 搜狐网友309718.. 跟随 ? ? ? 一个女孩走到牧师和供述自己的罪行。?女：父亲，我犯了罪。?牧师：你做了些什么，小女孩？?女孩：昨天，我打电话一条混蛋。?传道：为什么？他怎么做吗？?女孩：他碰到我的胸部。?牧师：你的意思是这样？ （这家伙做到了。 ）?女： （有点害羞的触摸）是。?牧师：这是没有任何理由给他打电话的。?女孩：但是他也脱下我的布。?牧师：你的意思是这样？ （他再次做到了。 ）?女：是的，他做过什么。?牧师：这仍然没有任何理由给他打电话的。?女：而且他把您知道是什么我的你，知道是什么...?牧师： （邪恶的笑... ）你的意思是这样？ （你，知道是什么）?女孩： （数分钟后... ）唉...是啊，这就是他...?牧师：我亲爱的女孩来说，这还是没有理由叫他答： ..?女孩：但是他患有艾滋病！?牧师：这混蛋！ Whose Son Is the GreatestThe mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsignor.?The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he en