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英语经典笑话一(English?Jokes?for?ESL/EFL?Classroom) | 文章作者：佚名 | 文章来源：网络 | 文章录入：henry982 | 更新时间：2006-8-10 | 字体：小 大 | The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesnt. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet. A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, Bow-wow! The cat ran away. What was that, Father? asked Baby Mouse. Well, son, thats why its important to learn a second language.? My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him What was the name of his other leg? (Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.) The doctor to the patient: You are very sick The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too... I use this joke for retelling in reported speech. A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doctor says, I know whats wrong with you - youve broken your finger! Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. Patient: Doctor! Youve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please! Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie. You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher, When I was