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?? Two attorneys 　　Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, You cant eat your own sandwiches here! 　　The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders??and then exchanged sandwiches. 　　　　　　　　　两个律师 　　两个律师走进一个餐厅要了两杯饮料，从手提箱中拿出三明治开始吃起来 　　。餐厅老板走过来警告说，“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”　　 　　两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。 all you have to do 你只要 例句： All you have to do is to sit still and keep your mouth shut. 你只要静静地坐下来，闭上你的嘴就好了。 To respect a person is not possible without knowing him. ——Erich Fromm 不了解一个人却要尊敬他，那是不可能的。 —— 埃立克·弗洛姆　 　I know that from A to Z. ????对于那件事，我全盘知晓。 ? I married the wrong man 　　At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Arent you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, Yes, I am, I married the wrong man. 　　　　　　　　　嫁错了人 　??在一个鸡尾酒会上,一个女人问另一个:“你把结婚戒指带错手指了吧?　　 ??“是的，我嫁错了人。” Dare To Believe: That you are a wonderful, unique person. That you are a once-in-all-history event. That its more than a right, its your duty, to be who you are. That life is not a problem to solve, but a gift to cherish. And youll be able to stay one up on what used to get you down. 勇敢的相信： 你是个完美的，独一无二的人。 你创造了百年不遇的历史事件。 这是你的责任更胜过于你的权利。 生活不是一个需要解决的麻烦，而是一份需要珍惜的礼物。 勇敢的生活你将会得到你想拥有的一切。 You have to find out who you are, and be that. You have to decide what comes first, and do that. You have to discover your strengths, and use them. You have to learn not to compete with others, Because no one else is in the contest of being you. 你要找到你是谁，做好自己。 你要决定什么是要先去做的。 你要发现自己的优点，并好好的利用。 你要学会不与其他人竞争。 因为没有人是你的对手。 Lawyers answer 　　A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked How much is 2+2? 　　The housewife replies: Four!. 　　The accountant says: I think its either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my calculator one more time. 　　The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice