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101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with! Joey: Come on, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.? So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Joey: Never had that dream. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Chandler: Cookie? Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today. Monica: Let me get you some coffee. Phoebe: Fine!? Be murky! Ross: Ill be fine, alright? Really, I hope shell be very happy. to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didnt know, how should I know? Chandler: Did I say that out loud? Ros: I told my parents last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica:Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., Ill never have grandchildren, Ill never have grandchildren. was what?? A wrong number? Joey: Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now. Youre angry. Youre hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? Ross: I dont want to be single, I just wanna be married again! Rachel: I just went to your building and you werent there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are. Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Rachel: And then I got really freaked out, Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for? So anyway I just didnt know where to go, and I know that you and I