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701 The One With Monica’s Thunder Joey: Yeah, she’s been out there for twenty minutes, I’m surprised you didn’t hear her on the way over. Ross: I thought it was just a kid yelling, I’m gay! I’m gay! Can I bring her in? Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet. Monica: I’m getting married!! I’m gonna be a bride!! No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! Chandler: Okay, you get her in here. You bolt the door. I’ll be in the closet. Monica: I just wanna say that…I love you guys so much and thank you for being here on our special night. I mean it just wouldn’t be our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with us! Phoebe: So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, y’know, I’m kinda musical. Rachel: Yeah, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt she’s even had time to… Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment? Rachel: Yeah, you’re on your own. Monica: Y’know what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza. Joey: But I can’t stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I’m supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. Chandler: So when you said, Get up early, did you mean 1986? Joey: You guys don’t think I look 19? Phoebe: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90! Joey: Hey, is the rest of my candy bar around here? Phoebe: Oh honey no, you ate it all. Joey: I was afraid of that. Monica: Y’know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! You’re not getting dressed. Chandler: There’s gonna be a wedding. You’re gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress. Monica: It happens to lots of guys! You were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don’t worry about it! Chandler: I’m not worried, I’m fascinated. it’s like, Biology! Which is funny because in