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801 The One After I Do Photographer: Great! Just give me a sec to change film. Ross: Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you! Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Ross: What?! What do you mean? You’re not pregnant? Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?! Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier. Monica: Oh, about that. you have to change before the party. Joey: I can’t! I don’t have any other clothes here. Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I died tragically in France. Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids. Phoebe: Hey, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant? Monica: Because I’m not. Phoebe: Yes, I am with child. And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder. Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?! Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me! Photographer: Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids. Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids? Chandler: Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal. Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet. Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant. Rachel: You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you. Phoebe: Sneaky. Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing! Chandler: Before we go out there I’ve got a present for ya. I’ve been taking dancing lessons. Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget. Monica: Oh that is so sweet! Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife? Monica: What’s the matter? Chandler: I don’t know, it’s these new shoes, they’re all