Diferences between Men and Women (男女之间的差异).pptVIP

The Differences between Women and Men Women have a built in calendar - remembering birthdays, anniversaries and appointments effortlessly. They fix their eyes on the gifts. Why? Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs. At weddings, women cry then get drunk. Men get drunk, then cry. A man can choose and buy a pair of shoes in 90 seconds over the internet. A woman may spend half a day trying on numerous shoes before buying one pair. When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends. She will write a poem titled “?”. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats. When a man says he is ready to go out, he will come out immediately. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will go out, after she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her make up... And you have to wait for her for at least 30 minutes more. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. 5 minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day. Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface -- mirrors, spoons, and store windows. Men see the telephone as a communications tool, using the telephone to send short messages. A woman can visit her girlfriend for 2 weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for 3 hours more. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. While feel