404TheOneWithTheBallroomDancing讲义.doc

404 The One With The Ballroom Dancing [Scene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is there eating breakfast. Chandler is cleaning out his wallet.] Phoebe: Hey! New wallet, huh? Chandler: Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesn’t say ‘cool’ anymore. Monica: Rachel! Rachel: What? Monica: You just put an empty carton back in the fridge! Rachel: Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full. Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.) Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.) Monica: Third door on the left. Rachel: Right! [Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.] Rachel: Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger. Mr. Treeger:: Hey. (Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since it’s so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.) Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing? Rachel: Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry. (She grabs the box and offers him a piece.) It’s a little old but… Mr. Treeger:: No! You’re clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging! Rachel: I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot. Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you don’t! Rachel: No. Mr. Treeger:: ‘Cause you’re a little princess! Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me… Rachel: I didn’t… I never said that. Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why don’t think of someone else for a change? Rachel: (starting to cry) Okay, I’m sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.) [Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment as Rachel returns in tears.] Monica: God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.] OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Continued from ea