英语课堂表演斯巴达从军记.pptVIP

Hi,I’m an exploer,Ezreal.In most other stories,I am the leading role.But here…...I got screwed up..我是探险家伊泽尔.在别的故事里我一般都是男主角.但在这里….我被坑了… This is a story…happening in the Institute Of War,valoren… 他们的故事发生在…瓦洛兰大陆，战争学院 . At this time,combat between Demacians and Noxians seems endless… 德玛西亚和诺克萨斯打得不可开交 .. Many champions stick together,fighting again and again 于是，无数个英雄们撸成一团 ,一场场坑爹的战斗就这么打响了 … * Garen, leader of the Demacia Three. 德玛西亚草丛三基友，带头的是盖伦 He calls himself “The Might of Demacia”. But others call him “Bush-ren”. 这货自称自己是德玛西亚之力，不过江湖人称草丛伦 As he always hides in bushes to peer at beauty butt or kill passing by noobs. 是那种专躲草丛里面偷窥美女屁股和虐菜的家伙 The scoundrels will pay! 狡诈恶徒，正义必胜！ The guy behind him. 他背后站着那个男人 Looks dignjfied. Is called Jarvan Ⅳ.Or simply Jay. 威武霸气，叫嘉文四世，人称周杰伦 His father is s the king. And ,of course, he is a father sicker. 他爹是国王，他是坑爹的 By my will, this shall be finished! 犯我德邦者，虽远必诛！ The other scary man, Xin Zhao. 还有一个令人恐惧的男子——赵信 Or’Kick-Ass-Xin’,as he always stabs ass with spear. 人称菊花信，拿着长枪捅屁股 Why he is scary? Cuz 90% Xin are noobs. 之所以令人恐惧，因为十个九坑啊有木有？ Here’s a butt, and a spear behind it!长枪依在！菊花拿来！ Starting some when, I have heing called “Bush-ren”. 不知道从什么时候开始，人们就称呼我为草丛伦 This is a deterrent. 这是一种威慑力 THIS IS DETERRENT. 威慑力！！ There is a Garen in every bush. 草木皆兵就是我！ For Demacia! 德玛西亚万岁！！ By the way, I’m not gay actually. 顺便提一下，其实我是喜欢女人的… As a prince, I feel so stressful. 作为一名皇子，我压力很大 Bros on one hand, state on the other. 一边是兄弟，一边是国家 “Bros serve the state”. 国家有难，兄弟帮忙 Only prince could say this,only prince. 只有皇子才说得起这话呀！ Well,hopefully it won’t be trolled this time, I feel stressful! 话说这局不会坑吧，我压力好大啊！ People always misunderstand me, saying I fail a lot. 人们对我有很多误解，说我十个九坑 They know nothing about me. 他们不了解 I’m superman.I can save the world! 我有拯救世界的能力！ It’s those summoners, who make me a solo- forever-man. It’s not my fault. 但召唤师拿我玩单机，我有什么办法？ Me? Noob? Is there anything on me looks noob? 我坑？我坑吗？我坑吗？你们看我像个坑吗？ My forefather is Zhaoyun, the greatest wa