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叫我第一名Front of the Class Brad: My name is Bradley Cohen. But when I was a kid, people called me by lots of names, my brother, Jeff, called me Dr. Bobo. My mom called me honey. And the kinds at school? Well, they called me everything from spaz to freak. I didnt have many friends actually. But I did have a constant companion, I can barely remember a time when it wasnt there. Now sometimes, it wasnt a problem for me. Other times, it was. 布拉德：我的名字叫布拉德利.科恩，但小时候，人们给我起了好多外号，我弟弟杰夫，叫我波波医生，我妈妈叫我宝贝。至于学校里的孩子们？噢，他们叫什么的都有，从笨蛋直到怪物。事实上，我的朋友不多。但我确实拥有一个终生伙伴，我不记得它几时曾离开过，有些时候，它不会困扰到我。但某些时刻，却会。 Boy: Drop what? Drop books? 扔什么？扔掉书？ Little Brad: Stop it. 别这样。 Boy: Are you scared, Brad? Whats wrong? 害怕了，布拉德？怎么了？ Little Brad: Leave me alone. 走开。 Boys: Fight! Fight! Fight! 上啊！上！打！ Teacher A : What is going on? 发生什么事了？ Boy: Come on, bring it on! 快点，来啊！ Teacher A : Stop! Stop that fighting right now! Get back to class! Stop that nonsense. You are in big trouble, mister. 老师A：住手。别打了，住手，回去上课！别废话，你真是个大麻烦，先生 Teacher B: The girl fell in the mud and got dirty.? 老师B：女孩跌进泥潭，全身脏透。 布拉德：我和我的终身伙伴都憎恨学校，我迫不及待地盼望着放学。不再有作业，不再有课本，再不用看老师的臭脸色。6岁时，我的伙伴第一次出现，但几年后它才有了自己的名字，心理医生说我不过是精力过盛，我发出滑稽的声音，做出古怪的举止，只是为了引起注意，这只是个阶段，我会慢慢克服，变得“正常”...像其他人一样。直到现在，我的终生伙伴还陪伴着我。现在，对我朋友来说，我是个棒极了的正常人，一个喜欢棒球和80年代无聊音乐的男孩。他们觉得，那音乐比我弄出的声音还奇怪。 Brad: One thing my Constant Companion and I agreed on was that we hated school. I couldnt wait until I got out. No more homework, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks. My companion first showed up when I was six, but it was years before it had a name. Now the shrinks said I was just hyper, I made funny noises and acted weird to draw attention to myself. I was just a phase: Id grow out of it and be normal...like everybody else. Through it all, my constant companion stuck with me. Now, to my friends, Im just regular, old Brad. The guy who likes baseball, and who loves cheesy 80s music, which they think is much weirder than the noises I make. Brad: You know what I just realized? 你知道我刚才意识到了什么？ N