你长到二十一岁.ppt

Philosophy for Old Age (Absolutely Brilliant) 奔老哲学 （绝对精彩） IF YOU DONT READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. 如果你不看到本篇的最后一行，你就丢失了一天生命。 当你看完后，照我的样子做，继续把它发出去。 Music: Ernesto Cortazar “Eternal Love Affair” 音乐：《爱恋永恒》 He Yan Jan 2010 Click to go 点击翻看 Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when were kids? If youre less than 10 years old, youre so excited about ageing that you think in fractions. 你是否意识到在我们的一生中我们愿意变老的唯一时光是在童年？ 如果你还没到十岁，你会对所期盼的一点点长大感到非常兴奋。 How old are you? Im four and a half! Youre never thirty-six and a half. Youre four and a half, going on five! Thats the key. “你几岁了？”“我四岁半 ！” 你从来不说三十六岁半。 你会说四岁半，马上就到五岁了！ 这才是关键！ You get into your teens, now they cant hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 你进入到少年期，现在他们拉不住你了。你跳到下一个数字，甚至往前跳好几个。 ‘How old are you?’ Im gonna be 16! You could be 13, but hey, youre gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ...... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. “你几岁了？” “我快到 十六岁了！”可能你才十三岁，但是，哎，你快到 十六岁了！ 接着是你生命中最伟大的一天……你长到 二十一岁了。 说起话来都像是在庆贺。 YOU BECOME 21... YESSSS!!! 你长到二十一岁了…… 是的嘛！！！ But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. Theres no fun now, youre Just a sour-dumpling. Whats wrong? Whats changed? 但接下来你就转眼 三十岁了，喔唷…… 这是咋回事？ 这使你听起来像变质的牛奶！ 他变质了，我们得把他扔出去。 现在可不好玩了，你简直就是个赖面团。 怎么了？发生什么变化了？ You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then youre PUSHING 40.... Whoa! Put on the brakes, its all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. 你长到二十一岁，转眼三十岁，然后逼近四十岁……吁！ 踩下刹车， 一个个都开溜了。 没等你回过神来，你已到达 五十岁，你的梦想全都破灭。 But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didnt think you would! 不过，等等！！！ 你活到 六十岁了。 之前你没想过会有可能！ So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. 如是你长到 二十一岁， 转眼三十岁，逼近四十岁，到达五十岁，然后活到 六十岁。 Youve built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that its a day-by-day thing;