搞笑贴(国外英文资料).doc

搞笑贴 A woman has been divorced thirteen times in three years. Ask its somehow, shaking his head hard answer: husband, zhongyuan oil, drill too deep, cant stand; two husbands fire brigade, spray out, suffering; three husbands construction bureau, off and wear, wear and take off, tear open teng blind; four old bag of fish ponds, dried up the water two times in a row to make, no pain no; five husbands are of public security affairs, like tied down to work, I move is not allowed, miserable; six husbands is an organization department, light conversation, will complete, just dont do the practical work; seven husbandss antique, very quiet all day holding, much worse than don; eighth the husband was a surgeon, not blood, dont quit; ninth husband is science and technology bureau of all day clamoring for innovation; the tenth of the husband is the revenue, will know that sleeping all day, sleep, sleep. The eleventh the husband is a civil servant, will know to enter through the back door. The twelfth is the Chinese football team, a 90 minutes, but it is not, the last husband, is often live around 8, only see every day, is not it. After the sternum, the pain is usually referred to as the pain in the anterior region of the sternum. This kind of pain is more common and causes more causes of such pain. Angina, angina and myocardial infarction: 1 this pain often assumes the paroxysmal bilges frowsty painful, have obvious chest sense of urgency, and the place such as traction or radiation to JianBei department, common in the elderly, often with high blood pressure; Physical labor, emotional agitation, overfilling, alcohol abuse, cold attacks, and strenuous exercise can be induced. 2, virus infection: the chest pain often has a sore throat, fever, the symptom of precursors such as loss of appetite, and then when sudden intense pain occurs after the sternum, and often exacerbated by coughing, sneezing, turn the body, the pain is often lost in 3 ~ 7 days. 3, mediastinal disease, mainly