英语剧本18.docVIP

Narrator ： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill the king of Qin, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I Prince Dan （）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (：It’s you, Prince Dan!Prince Dan（happily) Thank u mirror! （） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? () Where is my minister? Staff A San(sincerely) : Honey, I am coming. Prince Dan：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! Staff A San：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. H finding a hero to kill YingZheng? Prince Dan：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Audience：Elite!（Prince Dan’s shoulder, approving）Prince Dan：Good idea! But who is the best candidate? Staff A San：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. Prince Dan：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? Staff A San：Yes.Narrator：so A San arrange a battle between Limochou and Jinke. Action II（）Jinke:Are you Li mochou? Limochou: Yes, I am. Jinke:OK. I’m Jingke, you know, and I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. Limochou:Are you challenging me? Jinke:Of course! (Shrug his shoulders) Come on! (music stars, the two of them begin to fight) “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”Limochou fail and Jinke laugh Limochou(in pain)：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?Jinke: We don’t need any reason to win a person. Do we? Dont we? Limochou:Momma always said: Life is like a box of cho