2014年9月最新微博段子语录汇编——优良的台风(国外英文资料).docVIP

2014年9月最新微博段子语录汇编——优秀的台风(国外英文资料) In September 2014, the latest micro blog excerpt -- excellent typhoon When I was young, and father to go to the railway station to buy tickets, walking dad come out of the pocket money, I picked up, just want to and the father said, just remembered that he and I pick up things got home again, after then I didnt say, he went to buy a ticket, but couldnt find her money, so we returned to the original road, got home, I said, dad chasing me to play, then no then,... Im going to send two daughters to go abroad, but the six-year-old daughter does not agree, I asked her why, she injustice of say: because I didnt understand what they have to say. I explain to her: English is very simple, listen to every day, hear a lot of understand ah. She asked me, but I listen to our dog every day and I dont understand what its saying... I was speechless A good typhoon is supposed to be like this: the next big thing, the whole market is closed for work. Turn the wind and pass by. The circulation affects and the damage decreases. When it rains, we all rejoice. The public has no loss, and the students have a rest. If we can suddenly slow down and make the city more than one day long, it is not only a good typhoon, it is a great typhoon Imagine zhu ziqing living in the 21st century, one night sitting in the courtyard, sitting in the cool, suddenly thinking of the lotus pond in the house, quietly wearing the big shirt, taking the door to go out. Seeing the light of the moonlight, I cant help but pull out the chunky north mobile phone of the hammer, and then click on the friend circle to write todays lotus pond is beautiful. And then its gone. The text is gone, the moonlight of the lotus pond is gone, the prose is gone.Thats how technology kills literature I am a poor student. My family is not very well. My classmates computers are at least the Macbook or dell. On one occasion, my laptop to school, the result everybody jokes Im poor, they say my laptop is thi