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豪斯医生语录 豪斯医生语录 Dan’s Mother: How can you just sit there?my son is going to die 你怎么能就这么坐在那边?我儿子就要死了 House: If I eat standing up, I spill. 如果我站着吃东西,就会洒出来. Luke: Is this a good hospital? 这家医院好吗? House: Depends on what you mean by good. I like the chairs. 这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子. Dr. Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors? 医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗? House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. 不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源. Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. 我爱我老婆 House: You certainly love saying it. 当然，你爱这样说。 患者说他可以和上帝对话,然后house说他的问题应该在他的脑袋上. chase说,这只是宗教信仰 house:you talk to God,you’re religious.God talks to you,you’re psychotic. 你和上帝说话,你是信仰者,上帝和你说话,你是精神病 House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person’s estrogen level to increase dramatically. 我有个理论,有一种药品被服用后会导致病人体内的雌激素水平大幅上升. Bill: What is it?　　 那是什么? House: It’s called...estrogen.　　 雌激素 一患者志向是成为黑人议员, House: You’re not going to be President either way - they don’t call it the White House because of the paint job 你无论如何都成不了总统的,白宫之所以叫白宫可不是因为它是给漆成白色的. House: People don’t want a sick doctor. 人们不喜欢生病的医生. Dr. Wilson: That’s fair enough, I don’t like healthy patients. 那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人. Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass? 你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢? House: Well, we all have our limitations. 恩，人总是有缺点的. House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20’ between love and hate. 爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗,五步一哨的中国长城. House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite. 抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫. Jill: Like a tapeworm or something? 你是说象绦虫一类的东西? House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms down. 撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来 Jill: Can you do anything about it? 你能除掉它吗? House: Only for about a month or so. Afte