滑稽小札若干（国外英文资料）.doc

幽默小札若干（国外英文资料） One day the pig said to the bear, guess what I have in my pocket. The bear said, guess what you gave me? The pig nodded positively: well, I guess youve got two for you! The bear swallowed his throat and said, I guess there are five. The top of the full moon night, huashan, isolated one, profound, carrying a content, pointing to the sky, back stretch, after three times, yet everyone Shouting: no signal here! The police caught a man who stole the lobster. The man argued: wrong! These two lobsters are actually my pets. I took them for a walk. Policeman: nonsense! Man: really! They love to swim in the sea. As soon as I whistle, I can swim back! Policeman: well, Ill take a look. The man threw two lobsters into the sea. Policeman: I see how you call the lobster back! Man: lobster? Lobster? Why is the water blue? Because the fish swim in the water, he will vomit bubbles, blue... Blue...... Blue...... Host: Mr. Li has already connected to the five customs, everybody applause to encourage! Do you have the courage to hit the top prize of 30,000 yuan? Li: yes! Host: ok! I have two questions in the last one. Which one? Li: well, second one? Host: listen, listen to the question! Excuse me, which year did it happen? Picked out a cell phone, wanted to think back to the owner, so in he able to find a phone number in the past (is the owners sister), the other party after connect said: brother, what is it? I say: are you the sister of this cellular phone owner? I found your mobile phone! She said, oh, wait a minute. Then I hung up the phone. About two minutes later. The phone rang and I answered the woman and said, brother, your phone has been found! Xiao Ming gave his girlfriend a present, and the girlfriend took it and looked at it. Small bright big surprise: new how can be broken. The girl friend say: you see, above pinyin write: podi. Xiao Ming: -you got it. As the Buddha said, you cant be a Buddha, you cant be a Buddha. You have only five lines in journey to the