数学小滑稽(国外英语资料).doc

数学小幽默 mathematician The mathematician walked in the park with his girlfriend. His girlfriend asked him, do you really mind my freckles? The mathematician replied gently, absolutely not! I was born to deal with the decimals. Who is the most cheap You say, who is the tightest in the world? A mathematician, of course. Why? They are a mill-race! A statistician A statistician, never tube her children wife on a Saturday afternoon to go out shopping, reluctantly agreed to look after four children young and active. When his wife came home, he gave his wife a piece of paper to write: Fasten shoelace 11 times wiping away tears; 15 times; each child toy balloon blowing every five times, each balloon the average life expectancy of 10 seconds; warn children not to cross the road 26 times; child insisted that cross the street 26 times; I want to have such a zero on Saturday. An intoxicated person who commits a words Guo wen is a mathematician, but he drinks like a man, and every time he drinks, he doesnt. One day, he was drunk again. His wife complained that he had drunk the whole bottle of wine. Guo Wenwen, zheng ZuiYan, hand picked up empty bottles, a shake pendulum brain ground to say: half a bottle of wine, the pessimist see it as half empty, but the optimist as half full. No matter pessimism or optimism is also good, is always -- -- -- -- -- 1/2 = 1/2 empty bottle with the wine bottle of wine. However, the laws of algebra with cloud, with the same constant times on both sides of the equation, its value is constant. So, he gets - with 2 on type 1 = 1 empty wine bottle with the wine bottle. Thus, you just said I drink enough of a full bottle of wine is not that I dont have to drink? subtraction Math class, mathematics teacher to one student said: how do you cant even subtraction? For example, you have ten apples in the home, are you eat four, what is the result? The student despondently said: the result is ten bottom buttocks! Five hundred ducks A male math teacher said to tw