搞笑短信荟萃(国外英语资料).docVIP

搞笑短信荟萃(国外英语资料) Funny SMS I come from Yunnan, Yuanmou, and you come from Beijing, Zhoukou. I hold your hands full of fluff, gently bite, love ---- Let us walk upright. There is a meteor shower this evening. I heard there will be a pig flying over the sky. Unfortunately, Im going to sleep. Youre all right. There are so many people watching you fly! The hen laid a large number of eggs, the reporter to interview, the reporter also feel shy shy hen, to interview the cock, cock to roll up sleeves, etc., find the ostrich! In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please use all your strength to hit your head against the wall. See? The countless stars in front of you are my infinite love! I think theres a misunderstanding between you and me. I didnt say you looked like a pig when I was drunk last time! I distinctly remember what I said was that you looked like a dinosaur! Really?! I love you in the eyes, I was remember you in the eye, I love to stay in your eyes, I doubt waiting in your eyes, a large piece of gum! My heart I become the tree you shelter from the rain, but you will fire it into pieces, I made of love wings take you to heaven, but you just made it a Kentucky Hot Wing. Your smile, the wolf is hanged. You call a general turmoil. One of your stations stinks. You have a sweat, lice. You look worse than a ghost. When you dress up, youre paralyzed. Smile, tomorrow will be more brilliant! I have a request: please treat me to dinner. I hope you can meet me, otherwise I will write your cell phone number on the wall, and then add two words: to prove! Who are you！ Sorry, I forgot your cell phone number. I guess youre Shen Jinbing! Liu Mang, or Qin Shou Mei Ren or lucky, you are not necessarily Biantai. I am a lonely tree, the lonely waiting for thousands of years, just for one day when you walk by the side of the road for you dumping...... I cant beat you, even if I live! Listen, let me tell you a story about feeling. Now, the story begins: get