自己搜集的搞笑语录1(国外英文资料).docVIP

自己搜集的搞笑语录1(国外英文资料) Life is like a journey. The hare was very unconvinced after the race, so he found the tortoise to try again. The tortoise said, yes, but change the project. The hare replied quickly, and the tortoise said, thats better than meditation! When I get rich, Ill take my pet hates to the best insane asylum! When he is lame, he looks back and flashes back. I am convinced that there will be a man who came to this world for my torment. Your audience friend, maybe you just turned on the radio and broadcast it to you. The show is over Hang a mosquito net to sleep naked, flirt with mosquitoes and kill it. I have a strange idea of three foreign Chinese listening questions -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- xiao Ming, can you wipe the window for me? I wipe!! I dont wipe!! Q: do you want to wipe the Windows? Voice 2: xiao Ming, is this dish a red one? Your masters! Mine! Q2: whose is this dish? Voice 3: xiao Ming, in the evening, there is a thought class! Cant you go? Ill go!! I wont go!! Q3: xiaoming wont go to the class? Every month there are more than thirty days a month that you dont want to work! Traveling is the place where people get bored of their own life. You seek him a thousand baidu, 1000 baidu, suddenly look back, that person is in the marriage register place. A: excuse me, your coffin is overturned or covered. My dear renren users, douban is five years old with your support. In order to thank you for your support for sina weibo, we decided that if you forward this message on your cat, you will be eligible for one year in 24 hours One, five yuan was kidnapped by the criminal gang and called the hundred-dollar bill: Hello! Your son is here, not want us to tear the ticket to use oneself to change him! The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said: Tear, tear you not even 5 dollars to have no! A man was starving in the desert when he found a magic lamp. Magic lamp: I can realize you a wish, quick say, I catch time. Person: I want wife... The magic la