四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版).doc

《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯? ?? ?? ?Z:祝英台? ?? ???M:马文才? ?? ?旁：旁白旁narrator：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁?路德?金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。L:??Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z:??I love you, too! Don’t worry.??Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z:??I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo旁narrator：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。A week later, liang called zhu from the United States)L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon?Z: Because I’ll get married.L: Married ? to who?Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha旁narrator：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。(the unprovoked betrayal of zhu deeply hurt the fragile heart of liangshanbo,he make a poison oath: hewill kill zhu yingtai wherever she go. So he came to new Oriental college to study toefl and GRE. Of course he didnt forget to use the old card that can discount $20. In order to fly over the sea to kill zhu yingtai, he remind herself every day that she has a dream.)　I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out