11个让你感悟人生的经典笑话(国外英语资料).doc

11个让你感悟人生的经典笑话 2, after dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, father and son watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, it must have been broken by mom.. How do you know? She didnt swear. - we are accustomed to seeing people by different standards, so that they are always responsible and strict. 3, the same grade three students in primary school, their future is willing to be a clown. The teacher Chinese described as: is not to be taught with no ambition at all! A foreign teacher would say, may you bring laughter to the world.. As an elder, not only requires more than encouragement, but also defines the definition of success in a narrow sense. 4, there are two tours to Taiwan Japan Izu Hanto tourism, the road is very bad, potholes everywhere. A tour guide said repeatedly that the road was just like pock. And the other guides are poetic scene of tourists, said: we are going with a great reputation is the Izu Avenue charming dimple. Although the same situation, however, different ideas, will have a different attitude. Thought is such a wonderful thing, how to think, the decision is in you. 5, his wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband kept nagging around her: slow down!! Look out！ The fire is too big. Quickly turn the fish over! There is too much oil! The wife blurted out, I know how to cook.. The husband calmly replied, I just want you to know that when Im driving, you chatter around. How do I feel?......... - its not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously stand on the other sides point of view and position. 6, a bus full of passengers along the downhill rapid forward, there is a man in the rear tightly chasing the car. A passenger came out of the window and said to the man who was chasing the car: man!! Well, you cant catch on! I have to catch up with it, gasped the man. Im the drive