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英语笑话 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. I Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents.?? "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"?? "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. ?? "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"?? "She is the one who sells the candy." HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.""But, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!" 英语名句 Don't part with your illusions . When they are gone you may still exist , but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain , American writer) The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor ) If you wish to succeed , you should use persistence as you