最雷人的五十五个口误(国外英文资料).docVIP

最雷人的五十五个口误 1. high school basketball, A ball, selfless passed to B, B easy goal. After a while, B ball, A shouted the ball to him.B he threw the ball at.1. high school to play basketball, A ball, selfless passed to B B, easy goal. After a while, B ball, A shouted the ball to him.B he threw the ball. As a result, A was furious and shouted, I was blind to my dog eyes....... The audience fainted! 2., the school flag, the principal said to the trumpet: Recently, there are always some students who dont wear school uniforms, some dont wear clothes, others dont wear pants, some simply wear clothes and pants dont wear.! That guy over there who doesnt wear pants laughs! It is said that a headmaster of the high school affiliated to the peoples Congress has said such a thing. 3. when we were in junior high school, our math teacher was surnamed jiang. A self-study, ask him questions, openings to call the teacher, thought for 0.001 seconds, and want to call Jiang teacher, the results of an opening: Laojiang! The whole class burst into laughter! 4. high school when the teacher asked me to sit at the same table to read the text, she has always been to read aloud for the same vivid, day holding books cadence: He stuck in a blizzard watch, hands tightly holding a gun... (original)... What we hear is... He stuck in a blizzard watch, hands tightly holding a pen...... The class was silent for a moment, and the teacher laughed and fell 5. high school moral education department director righteously criticized some disciplinary boys in a school report: not proud, ashamed of it, smile to pour a large 6., one day outside a heavy rain, the teacher walked into the classroom, rain, in front of the table, do not know what to find, find a while, ask the front row of students: I wipe paper face? 7. political class talks about the political problems in China and Japan, and he talks about the Japanese samurai committing suicide by caesarean section. The teacher said, the Japanese samurai had caesar