琼里弗斯pk金星谁才是毒舌之王.docVIP

琼里弗斯pk金星 谁才是毒舌之王 凭借《金星秀》中的“口无遮拦”迅速走红的金星号称“毒舌女王”，殊不知国外也有和金姐一样犀利的“毒舌教母”琼·里弗斯(Joan Rivers)，在这里我们分别摘选了她们的十句名言，看看谁的毒舌功力更强。 金星语录 等我女儿长大了，我会告诉她!如果一个男人心疼你挤公交，埋怨你不按时吃饭，一直提醒你少喝酒伤身体，阴雨天嘱咐你下班回家注意安全，生病时发搞笑短信哄你……请不要理他!然后跟那个可以开车送你、生病陪你、吃饭带你、下班接你的人在一起……嘴上说的再好不如干一件实事!我们都已经过了耳听爱情的年纪。 When my daughter grows up, I will tell her this: If a man says he feels bad because you commute in a crowded bus, complains that you don’t have meals regularly, keeps reminding you that drinking too much is bad for health, tells you to be careful on your way home on a rainy day, sends funny messages to you when you are sick in bed...Just ignore him! Stay with the man who drives you to work, accompanies you when you are sick, takes you to dinner, picks you up after work...A thousand sweet words are nothing against a real thing. We all have passed the age that takes words for love. 人要贵，衣服再贵没有用。 Expensive clothes are useless if the person wearing them is not noble. 女人，该给你的都会给你，还没给你的，等着。等待是一门学问。 Woman, everything meant for you will come to you. If they have not come, just wait. Waiting is a skill that is learned. 像咱们靠谱一点的端午节中秋节是好的，西方节日你那么激动干什么，你看现在什么都是节日了，烦不烦啊?什么父亲节，母亲节，光棍节，平安夜，真是瞎折腾，孝敬你妈还分日子的啊? Some festivals in our country, such as Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival are good enough. Why are you so excited about western festivals? It is tiresome to have so many festivals—Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Singles’ Day, Silent Night...which are indeed a waste of time and energy, who needs a special date to give presents to his/her mother? 一个女人，物质上不依赖你，精神上不依赖你，那么请问你，要你干什么?对女人不要要求太高了。又美又会做饭的，那是美的电饭煲。又可爱又永远不会老的，那是樱桃小丸子。又经济独立又以你为中心的，那是你妈。又美又可爱又会做饭又永远不会老又经济独立又以你为中心的，那是你妈正用着美的电饭煲给你煮樱桃小丸子。 If a woman does not depend on you for material or emotional support, then why does she have you? Don’t be too demanding on women. Who can be beautiful and good at cooking? Midea electric cooker. Who can be cute and never grow old? Chibi Maruko. Who is economically independent and put you first? Your mum. And w