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经典冷笑话谜语（Classic cool jokes riddles） Classic cool jokes riddles 2007-05-04 20:45 1 jasmine, roses, roses, which is the least powerful? Answer: Jasmine.... what a beautiful jasmine (no force), 2 Chinese, Japan, the United States, which country is the most homogeneous station? Answer: Japan...... there is a Japanese pop star named Ayumi Hamasaki (soldiers march). 3 what line does orangutan dislike most? Answer: parallel lines... Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas) ~ ~! 4 cloth afraid of what, what is the fear of paper? Answer: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of in case ~ ~! 5 rubber, tiger skin, watermelon skin, which is the worst? Answer: Rubber.... eraser (difference) ~ ~! 6 whats pencil? Answer: Xiao... (Xiao) pencil ~ ~! 7 sparrows are noisy, how to make it quiet? Answer: press it... Crow (pressure) sparrow silent ~ ~ ~! 8 the history of who is most qianbian? Answer: Su Wu... Su Wu shepherd North Coast (by Sea flat) ~ ~! 9 Unicorn flying to the South Pole will become what? Answer: ice bullying (Bing Qilin) ~ ~ ~! 101-9 which number is the most industrious? Which one is the Laziest? Answer: 1 most lazy, 2 most industrious... One does not do, two endlessly ~ ~! What is Gods means of transportation? A: magic (ride) baby What animal can be attached to the wall? A: seals are attached to the wall What color imitates most? A: red (mill) imitate Wheres the best place for a hot chick? A: bloom everywhere The ancient man runs fastest A: Cao Cao said Cao Cao and Cao Cao would be there What animal has no sense of direction - A: elk lost? Who is the most exclusive of you? A: large intestine, because you are shit Whats the surface of your stool -- A: Ramen? Fish into the sea will become what? A: milkfish (wet fish) Which artist tells jokes the coldest? A:, Cai Yilin, because Jolin is cold Wolves, tigers and lions, who play the game, must be eliminated. A: wolf, because: Peach (Wolf) 20 years old ~30 years old in the first few years of madness? A: 24