唐僧超搞笑语录（Tangs monk super funny sayings）.doc

唐僧超搞笑语录（Tangs monk super funny sayings） The kings MSN signature: the elder surname tang, sweet to sad. The jade rabbits blog: dear friends says if love, please love deeply. I burst into tears at this moment. Although I said to myself more than once, jade rabbit essence, you must be happy! But he is a man of the wind, crushing my elegant dignity, making me as lonely as fireworks... Will you stay? Tang elder, will there be a banshee for I love you? The text message of tangs monk: queen, I three hide, we have come to lion camel country, you, kiss you. Dont text back, your apprentice is not convenient. Eight quit: sun wukong son, originally you take this ring to marry zixia fairy son? Youre so funny! Half a carat no, change no one bird you! The first chang e was so bashfully I said: dont tell me to love, first see diamond ring big! Alas, the fairies are more realistic now, ah I accuse you, you want to take a diamond stone brick to kill her, she did not bring a cry for help... Tangs monk: amitabha, the poor monk three Tibetan, see guanyin bodhisattva. I was surprised to see that bodhisattva was the director of the Buddha, who was taking the role of the chosen candidate for the western day. The poor monk was in the audition. Meet for the first time, the poor monk to take a shower first, please the bodhisattva later, the poor monk will be able to work the dog tonight Tangs monk: your majesty can rest assured, the poor monk this go to the west day, never mention to Buddha to the Buddha - people - life. This is a land of Buddha, which is made up of mere mortals. The poor monk single-haned to the Buddha, only to succeed in the west. So-called people, poor people, poor sangha bullshit! The reason, and the thought of today, is the same with the political career. Tangs monk: ha ha, the market of this place is really lively, long time did not pass such a lot of place. The wu kong you see, that several from just now along with our western domain small child, curl big eyes, good to