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每个人的人生就是一条很长的人行道，有的很整洁，而有的象我一样，有裂缝 、香蕉皮和烟头。你的人行道象我一样，但是没有我的这么多裂缝...??? ? Everyones lives are like a very long sidewalk.Some are well paved. ? Others,like mine,have cracks,banana skins and cigarette butts.Your sidewalk is like mine but probably not as many cracks...(Max) 　不要应为不笑而顾虑，我的嘴总来不笑，但这并不表示我的大脑没有在笑 You shouldn’t ever weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. 　 　　 我原谅你是因为你不是完人，你并非完美而我一样，人无完人，即便是那些 在门外乱扔杂物的人。我年轻时想变成除了自己以外的任何一个人，伯纳德哈斯 豪夫医生说，如果我在一个孤岛上，那么我就要适应一个人生活，只有椰子和我 。他说我必须要接受我自己，我的缺点和我的全部。 我们无法选择自己的缺点， 它们也是我们的一部分，我们必须适应它们，然而我们能选择我们的朋友，我很 高兴选择了你。 ?　　The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect, and so am I. All humans are imperfect, even the man outside my apartment who litters. When I was young, I wanted to be anybody but myself. Dr Bernard Hazelhof said if I was on a desert island then I would have to get used to my own company – just me and the coconuts. He saidIwould have to accept myself, my warts and all, and that we don ’t get to choose our warts. They are a part of us and we have to live them. We can, however, choose our friends and I glad I have chosen you. ? 纽约的市民永远都在乱丢垃圾People are always littering in New York. ? 我实在想不明白人们为什么要违法I do not understand why people break laws ? 烟头有害的原因是因为他们会沉落到大海里Butts are bad because they wash out to sea ? 然后鱼吸了以后就会开始依赖尼古丁and fish smoke them and become nicotine dependent. ? 我这是在开玩笑 因为 显而易见I am just joking because, of course, ? 烟在水下不可能继续燃烧的it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. ? 还有 鱼身上没有可以放打火机的口袋Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in. 为什么在印度孩童忍饥挨饿的同时 人们却要铺张浪费?Why did they throw out food when there were children starving in India? 为什么在需要氧气的同时 要砍伐热带雨林?Why did they clear the rainforests when they needed the oxygen? ? 为什么在创办列车时刻表的同时 车次永远都不准时?And why did they create bus timetables when they never ran on time? 他很认同他最喜欢的物理学家那就是 只有两样东西是永无止境的 浩瀚的宇宙 和人类的愚蠢He agreed with his favourite physicist