测试工程师的笑话2（Test Engineer jokes 2）.doc

测试工程师的笑话2（Test Engineer jokes 2） The test provided by abou Space Center / When the werewolf encounter monsters corner The home page to add friends album MMS message Several test engineers joke 08-03-01 20:05 published: [Xinjiekou] the attention of Beida Jade Bird classification: Classification A few jokes testers (a joke) A Q: how many software testers need to change a light bulb? Answer: none, because the software testers will only pay attention to the room is dark. The tester is not responsible for the repair, they only found the problem. B Q: how many programmers need to change a light bulb? A: whats the problem? My desk lamp is very good! Or Answer: none, that is a hardware problem... C Q: how many online merchants to change a light bulb? Answer: they will be in a $47 electronic book to tell you the answer. Joke (two) Optimistic that the glass is half full. Pessimists, the glass is half empty. The best tester, the glass is two times more than it needed. Joke (four) A software tester has a remarkable talent in looking for bug. In the company many years later, he was happy to retire. A few years later, the company contacted him because there is a seemingly impossible problem in one of millions of pounds in an application. The company tried all the methods and the use of all people to find the problem, but the fault is again and again three place. In times of desperation, they think of the past to solve many problems like retired software testers. Software testers are reluctant to accept the challenge. He spent a day on the application, finally he wrote the exact steps to reproduce and said: this is your problem. Bug is fixed. The company also received a charge from $50000 tester checks. They require detailed list of charges. A software tester brief reply: a bug report charges $1. Know what to submit $49999 charges. Joke (five) Two software testers went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they took sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. When