Unit_1_②_Please_call_me_Beth._Cycle2.pptVIP

Please call me Beth.;humour;Humorous Story; Customer: Waiter.Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No,sir. Round. Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course, What’s your telephone number? ; Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why not? Policeman: Read that sign. Driver: I did. It says, “ Fine for parking, ” so I parked.;Why does a river sleep a lot?; If you are facing east and take ten steps forward , then right and take three steps backward , then turn round and take five steps fo