2011超搞笑段子（2011 super funny scripts）.doc

2011超搞笑段子（2011 super funny scripts） 1. think of one in the school is to love. A late roommate generous pulls out his Private Reserve to the whole dormitory to eat At the end of his sentence: you eat quickly, while a 12 point this cookie will expire to 2. girlfriend morning shower, I let her wear a sweater out (cold weather), she said: take the trouble to wear what? Anyway, but also de (immediately bath)! I retorted: what you eat, anyway, to pull out! Girlfriend sneer: I wear off and then, as you eat and stayed the same?! 3. of the final exam, one was caught cheating in the success of the students in the senior high school entrance examination time. The reason is to use mobile phone cheating, cheating on his BH level, I ask for a moment caught cause. He said, NND, anger not yet appeased after too many papers, it is easy to collect food. Just started dating 4. three years ago, two people in a block when I think so with large, he said: I go to Restroom...... Two years ago, I still love to go to the toilet...... A year ago we were living together: I go to the stool...... Now married: I went to shi...... 5. my cousins University Students in high school is a beauty, The other day beauty beauty together knowledge: why do you grow so beautiful? Beauty calmly said: parents pose. Well, I ^ ^ shy 6. new year dumped. Watching the show while tears, afraid of being seen, would yell, people spend so much money, big new years show me what, mom white eye, for crying like that. The 7. day, my friend and his mother said. Mom, I like a shoe. His mother said: a lot of money? He said: 900. His mother said: buy! I say: this man was a fucking angry to the sentence: rolling veau!! 8. sister style BH frank, brother-in-law style refined moderate, they married for the second half of this year ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ small claw machine go crazy ~ ~ ~ 1, brother-in-law to drink high, my sister dragged him home, brother lying in bed, suddenly sat up, mimihuhu drops grab my sister, my sister thought of it,