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思想就像内裤，要有,但不能逢人就表现出来 Ideas are like underwear, don’t meet a person will show it ! 黄瓜是用来拍的，人生是用来嗨的。 Cucumber is used to clap, life is used to hi ! 幸福是什么，幸福就是你吃鱼，我吃肉，看着别人啃骨头！ What is happiness? Happiness is when you are eating fish, I eat meat, looking at others chew bones. 每天早上打开电视，看看福布斯排行榜有 没有自己，没有就去上班！ Every morning on the TV, seeing Forbes’ is there himself, not just to go to work. 你有什么不开心的？说出来让大家开心一下。 What makes you unhappy ? Tell us to make us happy！ 生活就像茶几，上摆满了杯具 现自己做错事的时候，我就会用砖头砸别人的脑袋。Whenever found himself do something wrong, I will hit others head with a brick. The only woman and English sad also, only the wife and work hard to find. 唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也 Other people‘s money is my traps.别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。 有钱人终成眷属。Rich people will find a way. 帅有个屁用!到头来还不是被卒吃掉! Handsome a fart to use! In the end also not be he eat! 一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是狐 狸精。Flash twinkle, the are bitch. 住在我心里，你交房租了吗？ ----Living in my heart, are you pay the rent? 假如你爱上了两个人，选择第二个。因为如果你真爱第一个，就不会去爱其他人。 ---If you love two persons, select the second; Because you will not love someone else if you truly love the first. * * 锄禾日当午，上学好辛苦！ ChuHeRiDangWu, school good hard! 这世间，真心本就稀缺，更该俭省。This world, really this is scarce, the more the frugal 姐要是死了，就给姐烧个帅哥。Elder sister if dead, they give elder sister burned to the handsome boy. 老师们辛苦了，同学们受苦了。The teachers are working hard, students has suffered. Life??is??like??a??tea??table,with??bitter??cups??placed??all?? over??it. 不要迷恋哥，哥只是个传说. Dont??be??obsessed??with??brother.?He??is??only??a??legend. 哥抽的不是烟，是寂寞. .What??brother??is??smoking??is??not??a??cigarette,?but??loneliness Im not superstitious, only attractive. 我不迷信，只迷人。 if you love a girl, its better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness. ------ 爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。 Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress. ------ 选择让你快乐的那个人来